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First of all, sexual harassment is not a compliment. A compliment is a compliment. A compliment is “I like your hair” or “Your eyes are very beautiful”. A compliment is not “I want to stick my dick so far into your eye socket that you can see inside my testicles” or “I want to fuck your tits with my huge cock so hard that you get rug burn so badly you require medical attention”


I asked her what she felt most guilty about, and she said: “I can’t say it, because it will make me cry. And I don’t like people to see me cry.” I told her that was fine and changed the subject, but after a few minutes she typed it out on her phone, and handed it to me:

"When I was eleven years old, I got in a fight with my twin brother and told him that he was going to die before me because he had a brain tumor."

"Is he still alive?" I asked.



this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life

^ Not hyperbole.

(Source: lovelife)

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